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Okay, I need to define the term 'white chinced' humorously and then create an example sentence that's edgy but still informative. Let me start by breaking down the task. First, what does 'white chinced' mean? The word seems like a combination of 'white' and 'chinned.' Being 'chinned' usually refers to someone having their throat injured from a blow during combat, often leaving an open wound or swelling. But adding 'white' before it might modify that condition. Maybe it's describing someone's face after something traumatic? Wait, but the chin is lower than the forehead. Alternatively, could 'white-chinned' be a play on words, like looking white around the cheeks, as in paleness? Wait, another angle: "chin" can refer to the area beneath the eyes, where veins are visible. So if someone's face is pale there, maybe they're said to have a white chin? That doesn't sound anatomical accurate, but it's possible for slang or humor. Alternatively, think of someone who has been punched in the chin, causing swelling and redness, making it look red or purple, not white. Hmm. Maybe 'white chinced' is a humorous exaggeration of pallor around the cheeks, like someone is so pale they appear white there. Or perhaps it's a play on words with "white queen" or something else. Alternatively, maybe it's a mishearing of "white-chinned" as in having a prominent chin that's white, maybe from lack of muscle? Not sure. Let's look up if 'white-chinned' is a real term. Wait, I can't actually search, but based on existing knowledge: There's the phrase "white collar," so combining with chin. Maybe not. Alternatively, think of someone who has been given the Chinault score in wine tasting (a metric for quality), but that's a stretch. Alternatively, maybe it's a play on 'white knight,' but again, not directly related. So perhaps the definition is: An expression describing a person's face when their cheeks appear pale or white, possibly due to shock, fear, or another intense emotion. The humor could come from the visual of someone having white (pale) skin around the chin area, which isn't a common descriptor but sounds dramatic and funny in context. For example, "After nearly choking on a spoon, poor Jerry ended up with a comically pronounced 'white-chinned' face that his friends jokingly documented." But wait, is there an actual term or does this make sense as a humorous neologism? Since the user wants a hilarious definition, maybe it's a portmanteau created for fun. So define it as such. Then the example sentence needs to be edgy but uses the word appropriately. Maybe in a slightly dark scenario where someone's chin appears white due to some accident or violence, but presented informally. Wait, another angle: In martial arts, if someone gets hit in the chin area, maybe causing swelling that turns white? Not sure. Alternatively, "white-chinned" could be used metaphorically for someone looking dazed or with a dreamy expression, but that's not exactly it. Alternatively, think of a person's appearance after excessive drinking—maybe their cheeks turn pale (white) and they're slurring words, so described as 'white-chinned.' But the example needs to be unsettling yet use the term correctly. Putting it all together: Define 'white-chinned' humorously as someone whose cheeks appear unnaturally white or pallid, possibly from shock, injury, or other causes. Then create a sentence where this is depicted in an edgy context, like after a near-death experience or violent encounter, but framed in a way that's darkly humorous rather than overtly graphic. Wait, the example needs to be "edgy or unsettling" but still using the term correctly. So maybe something like: "Witnesses were shocked when the villain struck with such force that his victim's face turned a ghastly shade of 'white-chinned,' silent as death." That uses it in an unsettling context but keeps details vague, which is often effective in edgy writing. Alternatively, perhaps a more everyday scenario that's still uneasy. Like: "Her sudden realization made her cheeks turn up and down so violently that she looked like she'd got the fright-ass-gue of a twelve-year-old on Halloween." But maybe 'fright-ass-gued' isn't right. Alternatively, adjust to use 'white-chinned': "She froze in terror, her face morphing into an eerie portrait of white-chinned pallor that would haunt him for days." I need to ensure the example is unsettling but not crossing too many lines. Maybe a crime scene description where someone was strangled, leaving them with a swollen throat area that's now white-ish? But again, 'white-chinned' might not be accurate anatomically. Alternatively, perhaps it's a playful misuse of the term for creative effect. Alternatively, maybe "white-chinned" is intended as a humorous way to describe someone's face after they've been given ice or medication that causes swelling, making their chin look white. For example: "Post-surgery recovery was tough, but what they didn’t mention was Linda’s new 'white-chinned' visage from the relentless bandages." But that's more of a joke about her appearance rather than unsettling. Hmm, perhaps for the edgy example, it's better to have it in a scenario where the cause is slightly violent or scary. Like: "In the dimly lit alley, the thug's punch landed squarely on the stranger’s chin, leaving him a ghastly 'white-chinned' husk staring back." The term is used here in an unsettling context of violence leading to that appearance. But I need to make sure it's both hilarious and edgy. Maybe playing up the humor while keeping it dark. Alternatively, using irony: "Politicians always have perfect white-chinned smiles on TV, even when they’re secretly plotting world domination." But that's more ironic than literal. Wait, maybe combining elements of surprise and horror. For example, after surviving a near-fatal accident where someone swallows glass or something, leading to swelling in the throat area (chin region?), making their chin white. Then: "Trauma patient Bob’s face was ghastly—palpitating with his neck injury had turned him into an unsettling study-in-living-of-unchecked 'white-chinned' terror." But again, not sure if accurate. Alternatively, perhaps a character in a story who has been cursed or hexed to always have white chins. "Ever since the vengeful sorcerer cast his spell of eternal 'white-chinning,' no one could bear him eyeing from across town." I think for the example sentence, it's better to keep it grounded yet darkly humorous. So maybe: "After getting punched square in the chin during their bar fight debacle, Mike’s face was now an unsettling tableau of crimson and... well, you get the picture—he’d earned himself a one-way ticket to 'white-chinned' town." The humor comes from the absurdity and exaggeration. But I need to ensure that "white chined" is spelled correctly in the sentence. Since it's a coined term, spelling might be inconsistent. Alternatively, use it as written: "white chinned." Putting it all together: Definition: White-chinned (noun): A humorous portmanteau